……I don’t care, he’s still an attractive fairy pirate.
(Source: charlieisverycoollike)
#ffffuuhahahahahahaackkdon’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
"Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck."
-John Green (via fucking-gnarly)(Source: inboxfivewithenjolras)
You have to admit, that’s a well thrown punch. It’s like he’s made his target the back of her head. Close range, too.
Look at the way she’s yipping in his ear like that…ugh.
But don’t hit the ladies, please.This person is not a lady. If a female comes at you like a dude, hit her like a dude. Welcome to gender equality.
Lmfao “gender equality” I love it. This is everything I stand for. I’ve been in fist-fights with strong men before and it’s hilarious.
DON’T. FUCKING. HIT. PEOPLE. YOU. ASSHOLE.
(Source: prettyfetus)
#I love Ed way too much.“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they don’t know my secret!” the camera zooms out to reveal i’m in a condo on the 20th floor of a high rise. The boys all materialize mid-air and fall to their deaths never quite knowing why they wanted my milkshake in the first place. Most of them don’t even like butterscotch
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